where can i get one of those kim kardashian or paris hilton jobs where they just kind of pay you to exist
anyone would be lucky to date me. i was “a pleasure to have in class”
let’s be honest though, eyebrow gaps are more important than thigh gaps
This is the most important thing
In case you’re in need of motivation, have some from the Doctor.
You can do it!
I need one for work.
If you look hard enough, you can see it. [via]
OMG NO I SCROLLED DOWN BC I DIDNT SEE ANYTHING AND THEN I SCROLLED BACK UP AND HAD A HEART ATTACK OMFG
one time in high school i didnt read the assigned book and i was like fuck it imma write this essay anyway and i had no idea what the book was even about or who the characters were so i just spewed out some shit about archetypes and the teacher came up to me after class and told me i was the only student who truly understood the book
I still can’t get over the fact this is a sculpture on the floor and not a car submerged in milk
“MONTAGUES! GETCHA HEAD IN THE GAME!”
The fact that someone else thinks he looks like Zac Efron makes me so happy.
That’s literally all we talked about in freshman English
WE WATCHED THIS IN SHAKESPEARE LAST YEAR AND THIS ONE GUY JUST YELLED “BRETHREN, THOU MUST PLACE THINE HEAD IN THE GAME” AND WE HAD TO WAIT A WEEK TO FUCKING CONTINUE IT BECAUSE WE KEPT CRACKING UP AND SINGING REWRITES OF THE HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL SOUNDTRACK
HOLY…I THOUGHT IT WAS JUST MY ENGLISH CLASS
I literally saw this and thought “when was zach effron in a period piece?”
no wonder she looks so awkward in the movies
I am sobbing